Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize