i don't like sucking hair
her vagine was all disorganized.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
