honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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