My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
