it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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