It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
