ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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