What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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