thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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