yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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