If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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