You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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