I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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