Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm at about main and main street
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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