so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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