I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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