Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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