and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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