I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
