He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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