only if we run a train.
done.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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