They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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