As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think your dad took our porno
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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