imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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