If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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