U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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