More tranny stories later!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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