Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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