Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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