also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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