it's great music for shaving your balls
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
