He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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