Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
