is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Pants are for mortals
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
