So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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