For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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