Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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