i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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