I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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