I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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