Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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