so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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