Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just had sex on a roof
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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