Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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