Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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