it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
