Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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