Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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