If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
