So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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