this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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