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the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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