Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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