yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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