Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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