He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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