I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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