if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He felt like a one man threesome
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize