I want to stick my p in your. b.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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