the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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