she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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